Total Medals Earned: 463 (From 64 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,235 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Complete the first tutorial.
Complete 25 levels.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 9/20 (160/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Do a 6 kill combo
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Reach half the Wave Mode
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 3/4 (30/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Level 1 Complete
Level 2 Complete
Level 3 Complete
Level 4 Complete
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/65 points)
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Set Darcy on fire.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 6/32 (60/500 points)
Yogurt.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
A classic for bidding!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/300 points)
You interviewed like an actual sidekick.
Free at last?
You really thought that would work?
Or something like that, anyway.